[Stein] NBA teams were notified this week that they must certify and submit the precise height and age for every player within the first week of training camp, league sources tell @NYTSports.

据Marc Stein报道，联盟通知各队训练营开启一周内上报球员准确年龄和身高。

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[–]Thunder Khalems 24 指標 12小時前

This changes everything

雷霆球迷：牵一发而动全身啊。

[–][LAC] DeAndre Jordan LycanKE 1593 指標 11小時前*

2k gonna have to put out a massive update to fix all these fake heights

快船球迷：2K得大幅更新才能修正那些假的身高数据了。

[–][PHI] Tony Wroten ank1613 1291 指標 11小時前

Excited as hell to find out the specs on Simmons and Embiid. Is Ben a 7' point guard? Is embiid 380lbs? Time will tell.

76人球迷：马上就能知道西蒙斯和恩比德的真实数据咯，想想就兴奋啊。西蒙斯是7尺高的控卫吗？恩比德有380磅吗？时间会告诉我们的！

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram xElectricW 364 指標 11小時前

Ben actually looks 6’10 though, we’ll get 5’11 CP3 and Kyle Lowry though

湖人球迷：不过西蒙斯看着确实是6尺10啊，可是咱们会看到真实身高5尺11的保罗和洛瑞咯

[–]76ers IThedont 669 指標 11小時前

Hopefully Embiid is finally 7'2

76人球迷：希望恩比德最后的实际身高是7尺2.

[–]Asamt 87 指標 10小時前

Finally I have no longer to look at that 7 feet midget embiid in 2K

哎哟，我终于不再会在2K看到恩比德这个7尺高的“侏儒”了。

[–][DEN] Jamal Murray illmatic23- 367 指標 11小時前

Embiid is at least 7’2 I feel like. Him being listed at 7’0 is laughable

掘金球迷：我觉得恩比德至少有7尺2.把他登记成7尺简直可笑。

[–][PHI] Joel Embiid chips_w_salsa 221 指標 11小時前

He's announced as 7'2 in pregame intros.

76人球迷：赛前入场介绍时他的身高是7尺2.

[–][MIL] Thon Maker Short_Bus_ 85 指標 11小時前

It’s being recorded with no shoes now, so most players will lose an inch or 2, Embiid will probably remain 7 foot.

雄鹿球迷：这次是要算裸足身高的，所以大部分球员都会少个一两英寸，也许恩比德还是7英尺。

[–]Nets notmortalvinbat 22 指標 7小時前

The teams are the ones certifying though, right? Does the league also check? What is to stop a team from going, "oh yeah we just certified and everything last year was correct."

篮网球迷：可是身高是由各队去验明的，对不？联盟也会核对吗？要是每个队都说，“对啊，我们才测过的，去年的数据都是对的啊”，那该咋办？

[–]Raptors Bucketsss23 108 指標 10小時前

It’s not a rumour he is 7’2”. In the playoffs he looked taller than Marc Gasol who is listed at 7’1”

猛龙球迷：恩比德身高7尺2这种说法可不是谣传。小加索尔之前的注册身高是7尺1，而在季后赛对位里，恩比德看着更高。

[–]NBA SillySubstance 101 指標 10小時前

Also the only person that is noticeably taller than Embiid is Boban.

联盟肉眼可见的比恩比德高的球员只有博班。

[–]76ers wilyame 40 指標 9小時前

i think boban is also taller than he is listed. he looks significantly taller than embiid to me.

this makes me think they are gonna change something really small that is just awful for everyone, cause this is gonna generate a lotta buzz. everyone is gonna be busy talking about how KD actually is 6'9 or boban is actually 7'8 and chris paul is actually 4'2 and IT is actually 2'8. then they are gonna ban dunking low key.

76人球迷：我觉得博班的实际身高也大于注册身高。我觉得他看着比恩比德高很多。

所以我觉得这事儿牵连一大片啊，谁也没好果子吃，因为这个新规会引起轩然大波。到时候大家开口就说杜兰特怎么会只有6尺9呢，要不就说博班实际上有7尺8、保罗其实是4尺2、小托马斯其实是2尺8，然后联盟就会偷摸地禁止扣篮……

[–]76ers brandond1594 95 指標 10小時前

Does this include KD? Will we finally see him over 6’9”?

76人球迷：这次新规也会算上杜兰特吧？咱们是不是总算能看到他的注册身高超过6尺9了？

[–]Trail Blazers OzoneGh141 169 指標 9小時前

kd is still 6'9 in 2k?

开拓者球迷：难道阿杜在2K里的身高还是6尺9？

[–]Pacers WestworldStainnnnnn 200 指標 11小時前

Kevin Durant at 6’9 is criminal

步行者球迷：阿杜身高6尺9简直就是犯罪。

[–]Booby _McTitties 26 指標 10小時前

Or Kevin Love at 6'10''.

乐福定为6尺10也是！

[–]Lakers Dude_Im_Godly 255 指標 9小時前

Ronnie likes to pretend every NBA player is his best friend and wont let the team have accurate information so yes.

湖人球迷： 2K全球运营总监Ronnie老喜欢和NBA球员称兄道弟，他可不会让你看到真实信息。

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[–]BigBallerTormund 3205 指標 11小時前

For something not that important I am SO intrigued by this

这事儿倒也没那么紧要，但是我就是好奇啊！

[–]Lakers ape_cage 19 指標 11小時前

me too, i had no idea they were doing this and now im incredibly interested

湖人球迷：我也是啊，他们以前干啥去了我不知道，反正现在我很感兴趣。

[–]Celtics HorsNoises 37 指標 9小時前

Honestly, it's kinda bullshit from a coach's perspective that we never had precise exact height of every player. It is a huge factor in planning matchups and there's really no reason for it to be a guessing game. Idk if it was them who complained, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

凯尔特人球迷：说真的啊，我们以前居然一直都没有全部球员的准确身高信息，站在教练的角度来说，这有点扯淡啊。身高在教练安排球员对位的时候可是很关键的考量因素啊，真没必要搞成猜谜吧。不知道是不是之前有教练抱怨过，可如果真是这么回事，我也不奇怪。

[–]Pelicans 504Hardhead 1435 指標 11小時前

can't wait to see Zion and LeBron real height and weight

鹈鹕球迷：我迫不及待想看到锡安和老詹的真实身高、体重。

[–]Raptors neobowman 57 指標 11小時前

Not measuring weight unfortunately.

猛龙球迷：可惜啊，他们这次不测体重。

[–][PHI] Tony Wroten ank1613 76 指標 10小時前

We will have to use geometry then

76人球迷：那咱们就用几何学来推！

[–][DEN] Jamal Murray illmatic23- 45 指標 11小時前

I think Zion and LeBrons heights are both correct. LeBron will prob be about 260 is my guess and Zion around 290

掘金球迷：我觉得锡安和詹姆斯的身高都是准确的。我猜詹姆斯大概重260磅，锡安大概有290磅。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozan KPIH 226 指標 11小時前

Zion is 6'9 and 400 fucking pounds

猛龙球迷：锡安身高6尺9，体重得有特么400磅！

[–]Lakers Bsquad6 790 指標 11小時前

Lebron is literally 6'7.5" without shoes on.

湖人球迷：詹姆斯裸足身高其实有2米02.

[–]Mavericks glansberg_stephen 615 指標 12小時前

Hm I wonder if this means JJ Barea won't be listed as 6'0" anymore lol

独行侠球迷：嗯……那我觉得吧，新规之后是不是意味着巴里亚的注册身高不再是6英尺了，哈哈哈

[–]Mavericks nikbar 436 指標 12小時前

JJ will always be the GOAT of short guys getting away with that 6'0" listing.

独行侠球迷：那他将是从6英尺注册身高除名的球员里的历史最佳！

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry ec20 133 指標 11小時前

What about CP3?

勇士球迷：保罗怎么说？

[–]Mavericks nikbar 60 指標 11小時前

While CP3 might be just under that 6'0" mark, there have been unconfirmed reports that JJ might be more around the 5'10" or 5'9" mark.

独行侠球迷：保罗大概比183差不了多少，不过已有小道消息说过，巴里亚也许就175-178之间。

[–]notcarlton 33 指標 11小時前

JJ is not the size of nate robinson

你这说的是内特-罗宾逊吧

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram xElectricW 70 指標 11小時前

Maybe Nate was secretly 5’7, short king

湖人球迷：或许内特其实只有170，矮子王！

[–]Knicks -MaJiC- 27 指標 11小時前

Finally, I'm taller than an NBA player

尼克斯球迷：总算有NBA球员比我还矮了。

[–]Lakers Bsquad6 206 指標 11小時前

CP3's probably 6'0" though. Him and Allen Iverson just look like short guys compared to their colleagues.

湖人球迷：不过保罗也许真是183.比起其他球员，他和艾弗森看着就是矮。

[–][HOU] Stromile Swift screwt 23 指標 10小時前

I met CP3 about 8 years ago and we were the same height at 5'11.

火箭球迷：我8年前碰到过保罗，我俩都是一样高，1.803米。

[–]henryofclay 117 指標 11小時前

Yeah, iverson was officially measured at like 5’11 and a 1/4”. I think I read it in SLAM magazine back in the day. That’s close enough for me haha.

没错，艾弗森的官方测量身高大概是181，我记得以前在《扣篮》杂志上看到过。和我差不多高了，哈哈

[–]Knicks attorneyatslaw 71 指標 11小時前

I met him at a basketball camp thing he came to one time - I'm about 5"11 and he was at least as tall as I was. He's bigger than he looks on tv.

尼克斯球迷：我在篮球训练营上碰到过他一次，我大概180，他至少和我一般高。他看着比电视上更大只。

[–]Shotgun_squirtle 31 指標 7小時前

Makes sense, when youre comparing them against guys that average 6’7 they’re gonna look short even if they’re above average.

有道理，当你把艾弗森和保罗拿来和那些平均6尺7的大个比较时，哪怕他们的身高高于常人，看着也显矮。

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[–]Celtics Brad-Stevens 1090 指標 12小時前

KD punching air rn

Like actually he's prolly pissed

凯尔特人球迷：阿杜愤怒的挥拳！他真的怒了

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant k0fi96 457 指標 11小時前

Why though he's been in the league so long nobody can make him play center anymore especially with things trending towards positionless basketball

湖人球迷：没必要啊，他都在联盟这么久了，没人能让他打中锋了，何况现在篮球的趋势已经弱化了位置的要求。

[–]Magic Byrie_Swirving 87 指標 11小時前

KD has said the reason he doesn’t want to be labeled a 7 footer is because he feels like people use it as a means to discredit the hard work he put into his game. He wants his dominance to be considered a result of his work and not the fact that he’s a physical freak.

魔术球迷：阿杜说过，他不想被注册成7尺高，因为他觉得那样的话，大家就会怀疑他的辛勤努力。他希望大家觉得他的统治力是源于自身的努力，而非身体素质的变态。

[–]Majin-Buuddha 172 指標 11小時前

Ironically I'd consider him even more impressive if he was a true 7 footer. He's already an anomaly being able to handle the ball and shoot like he does at 6'9", if he's been doing it at 7' this whole time that's completely unheard of.

讽刺的是，要是他真是7尺的话，那我反倒更觉得他了不得。现在6尺9的他能控能投，已经是个异类了。要是他其实真是7尺高，那这种表现就前无古人了。

[–][DAL] Seth Curry Wrextor 55 指標 10小時前

Pretty sure he actually said it’s because he didn’t want teams to put him at center or pf at the start of his career because who wanted a 7 foot guard in 2007

独行侠球迷：我很确定，他其实说的是他职业生涯初始阶段不想让球队把他安排到中锋位置，因为07年那会儿没人想要一个7英尺高的后卫。

[–]NBA SillySubstance 251 指標 11小時前

KD first nba player to be listed 6'12"

阿杜将成为首个注册身高为6尺12的NBA球员。

[–]Grizzlies drokihazan 63 指標 8小時前

Kevin Garnett getting retroactively listed as 6’13”

灰熊球迷：再往前推的话，加内特还被看做是6英尺13英寸呢。

[–]Senegal MiamiFootball 28 指標 10小時前

I always enjoyed this concept that a coach will be coaching a player for years and understand their skill set but if a new measurement comes out, it’s now time to change how they play. KG was afraid of needing to play center — I never understood how a coach wouldn’t notice he’s taller than another guy in the nba who’s actually 6’11.

塞内加尔球迷：我以前一直喜欢的一个构思是，一个教练会常年执教某个球员并知晓他的技术特点，可如果一个新的数值出现了，那就该改变打法咯。加内特以前就害怕被推上中锋位置，我就不明白了，他明明就比那个其实身高6尺11的人还高，他的教练咋就没看出来呢。

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[–][PHI] Eric Snow gustriandos 324 指標 12小時前

I really like this idea. Hopefully teams take it seriously

76人球迷：我还蛮喜欢这个新规的。希望球队能严肃对待吧

[–]Kittens4Brunch 21 指標 12小時前

No punishment mentioned, so it's meaningless.

也没说啥惩罚啊，所以没啥意义。

[–]Rockets Zemulon 221 指標 12小時前

My question is how do you "certify" somebody's height? Does Ernst and and Young have to be there when each player is measured?

火箭球迷：我就奇怪了，你怎么去“证实”球员的身高呢？难道每个球员测量的时候会有安永的人在一旁审计吗？

[–]Rockets Rologames 348 指標 12小時前

League could do “random height tests”

火箭球迷：联盟可以搞随机抽查啊

[–]nba4lifeee 94 指標 12小時前

Then what? Gonna fine them or take picks away from them for failing to put the right measurement out there?

然后呢？要是球队虚报了，难道联盟会罚款吗？还是会剥夺他们的选秀签？

[–]Lakers cjsrhkcjs 124 指標 11小時前

"Mr. Durant, we measured your height at 6'11", but your official height is actually listed at 6'9". Because of this violation of NBA rules, we're going to have to take away the next 20 years worth picks for the Brooklyn Nets and banish you for life from the league".

湖人球迷：“杜兰特先生，我们测得您的实际身高是6尺11，可是你的官方身高其实被注册为6尺9.因为这违反了NBA的规定，我们将要剥夺篮网今后20年的选秀签，并将您逐出NBA。”

[–]Clippers Demetrios1453 75 指標 11小時前

I would assume, as per tradition, those picks would go to the Celtics?

快船球迷：那按照惯例，我觉得这些选秀签都会去凯尔特人那儿？

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozan KPIH 26 指標 11小時前

The last time players heights were listed without shoes it was the 1970's

猛龙球迷：联盟上次注册裸足身高还是在70年代呢。

[–][MIL] Thon Maker Short_Bus_ 39 指標 11小時前

I’m actually pretty excited to find out some players’ true heights. I just wish they were doing weight (even tho it varies a lot, some sorta of reference point would be nice) and wingspan too.

雄鹿球迷：我真的很想知道有些球员的真实身高。希望联盟把体重和臂展也一道测了。

[–]Cade Cunningham 129 指標 11小時前

What if it turns out they're all like 5'10

要是最后证实这些人其实都只有5尺10呢？

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant exquisitopendejo 11 指標 6小時前

Imma bout to start at the 5 if Dwight sucks and Javale gets injured then.

湖人球迷：那要是霍华德不中用，麦基受伤的话，我就去打首发中锋。

[–]AndyJPuente[S] 531 指標 12小時前

I wonder how many players heights are gonna change now. You know for sure Kevin Durant isn't gonna be listed as 6'9 anymore

我倒好奇有多少球员的身高会变。大家都能肯定的是，杜兰特不会再是6尺9了。

[–]Bucks DCYSJ20 115 指標 11小時前

Since it’s gonna be shoes-off height he might actually still be 6’9” unless he grew since getting drafted.

雄鹿球迷：这次可是裸足身高哦，或许他其实还是6尺9，除非他选秀之后又长个了。

[–]tcullen44 304 指標 11小時前

If Durant is 6-9 then Boogie Cousins and Kevin Love are 6-7.

如果杜兰特是6尺9，那考辛斯和凯文-乐福都是6尺7.

[–]Raptors waviestflow 51 指標 11小時前

You're telling me. I'm legally a dwarf now

猛龙球迷：你这是想告诉我，我现在其实是个小矮人么……

[–]Knicks -MaJiC- 32 指標 11小時前

At least my penis looks bigger

尼克斯球迷：至少我的“弟弟”看着更大了

[–]Booby _McTitties 69 指標 11小時前*

Kevin Love is definitely 6'7''. He's a notorious reverse KD, listed taller than he actually is.

All Kevins are height liars. Durant, Garnett, Love...

乐福肯定是6尺7，他反向KD这是人尽皆知的，他的注册身高高于实际身高。

叫凯文的都喜欢虚报身高。杜兰特、加内特、乐福……

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